Lebron, Shaq and Chris Bosh

Shaquille O’neal and Chris Bosh have an unexpected phone conversation courtesy of Lebron James…….This dialogue between the three parties is totally made up in an effort to generate a cheap laugh and also to mend the relationship between Bosh and Shaq.


Shaq: Yo Lebron, how’s it going?
LBJ: Shaq what up?
Shaq: So how did you let that kid dunk on you?
LBJ: I have no idea what you’re talking about…………..Hey heard about your new reality TV show how’s that coming along?
Shaq: Great!............ Gonna be playing tennis against Serena in a couple weeks?
LBJ: That hardly seems fair?
Shaq: Oh no, she’s going to have to play on one foot, blind-folded, with a badminton raquet and give me a 5-0 lead in each set.
LBJ: Ha ha, then maybe you might just have a chance!
Shaq: You know me, I play to win!.........Get this I also have a challenge against Micheal Phelps coming up as well!
LBJ: Yea, isn’t he the dude that won 8 Golds at the recent Olympics?
Shaq: Yea
LBJ: How are you suppose to compete against that?
Shaq: Easy……………… Phelps is going to have a 10 pound achor tied to both the left and right foot……………And each arm as well……….And to make it just a bit difficult on him, we’re going to put a few different species of non poisonous snakes over on his side of the pool
LBJ: Whoa, that sounds dangerous!
Shaq: Not to worry, I’m gonna be alright…… I will be racing from the shallow 3 feet training pool……..You think I should ask to have a head start?
LBJ: Ya, why not?
Shaq: That’s not the best part if I beat him, I win one of his Olympic medals off him!
LBJ: Sounds like this should be on Pay Per View…….Oh hold on, incoming call…….
Bosh: Yo Lebron, I forgot to ask you……
Shaq: Well, well, if it isn’t the RuPaul of NBA Big Men!!
LBJ: Oh Sh%t, I hit conference by accident.
Bosh: ah eh…….eh……..ha……ha. How’s it going Shaq?
Shaq: Good buddy!……Hey hope you’re not still mad about that comment. You know I was just messing right?
Bosh: Yea man that’s water under the bridge……..So you’re moving from Phoenix to Cleveland………
Shaq: Yea dude, once Lebron talks to the GM about getting me a 2 year extension, me and Lebron are going to win multiple championships over there in Cleveland
Bosh: Ah………right.
Shaq: What’s that suppose to mean?
LBJ: So Chris, what did you forget to ask?
Shaq: Nah nah nah, I want to know what he meant by that?
Bosh: Nothing man, you’re reading way too much into nothing.
Shaq: I got Kobe a bunch of rings and got Wade one………………....Now it’s time to get Lebron a few!
Bosh: Alright man good luck.
Shaq: Man, I wasn’t born yesterday, I hear the sarcasism in your voice!.................You think I’m old and washed up don’t you?
Bosh: Well…….
Shaq: Last year, I dropped 45 points on your team…….This year, I’m gonna try to hit 50!
Bosh: You’re days of scoring 50 are long gone Shaq!
Shaq: Oh look at RuPaul talking smack!!
Bosh: I told you man that’s not funny!
LBJ: Guys, guys, just chill……………It’s the offseason, just relax a bit…………Why don’t we discuss a topic where we won’t be fighting against each other?
Shaq: Alright, alright……………Bosh Truce?
Bosh: Yea man truce.
Shaq: So……………… You guys wanna talk sh%t about Kobe?
LBJ: Ha ha. Yea Sure!! Now you’re talking Shaq!!



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